Yeah, I know I've got that irresistible "Tramp" thing going on. But here's my secret, just between you and me: I'll love you even if you're no "Lady." Because I won't check your pedigree, your bank account or your credit score. I'm only interested in checking out one thing about you: The size of your heart. And if there's room for a scruffy little dog named Albert, then it's just the right size for me.